Simon

JoJo’s former roommate, the police officer Simon went missing about two months ago. Unknown to everyone back at Earth, Simon had lost a wager against Veila and became her eternal slave, having to clean the gorgon pens whenever she feels like it.

Around five years ago Simon has taken a CPR course and his Skype address is NotACop90210.

Simon and JoJo have been settling arguments by competing on a firing range for years – since Jordan was way too young to actually be legally handling guns, actually.

Simon is also known to drink himself into unconsciousness and get into brawls at bars.